Hello Retards

Here's one I don't get. I call and the person answers only to tell me that they don't answer restricted numbers. I don't restrict it to be sneaky but rather because of our system it is automatically done somewhere higher up than myself.

So I usually ask these people why bother to tell me this. Why answer if you are just going to tell me you won't answer my call then hang up? Are you seriously so shady that you can't answer the phone? How many people are you running from any way? There is to much time on someones hands when they have time to play around like that. Alot of the time these are the people that are out of work and say they are looking for work every day but no one ever calls them back.

I wonder why?

Is it maybe that as soon as the phone is picked up the potential emloyer is greated not with a hello but rather bluntly confronted with a slur of profanity and threats of death? How are these people not smart enough to think that maybe an employer with block the # just to see what kind of person they are. I damn sure wouldn't hire a loud mouth bitch screamin about how she doesn't have any money and to stop calling cause she will find me and kick my ass. How scummy she would look to a possible new boss is almost laughable. Then she would probably hang up and high five her buddies as they all get high on the meth they just cooked. Go team! Right? That was a total win for her.

Oh wait. not so much! LOL!

Another thing that gets me is the answering machines. I agree that it is your phone and do what you please but if you are expecting some potential employment offers it probably shouldn't go like this....

"Hello retards. You know who the fuck you reached and if you don't then don't fucking call me again mother fucker. I'm not available to take your call cause I'm balls deep in this bitches ass. If this is ---(insert collector)--- you can suck my fucking dick. I aint payin you nothing so smoke on that. (laughing). If you are calling in regards to the resumes I have sent out please leave a message and I will call you back. thank you, except for --(collector)--- you fuckers can kiss my ass. "


Just a thought but I think that is probably not going to be a fantastic turn out when he checks his messages from different jobs.