"Fuck You. I already tried to talk to you fuckers and the last person was a fucking dick so as far as I'm concerned you can fucking die."

hmmm. I think to my self. If I didn't like the chalenge of dealing with pissy people I probably would be a dick too, then the next dick to get the call would have to hear the same shit over and over. All bill collectors are clumped into one group and are discriminated against. Just because there is someone out there who owes enough money to have to be called everyday from God knows how many companies dosent mean that the same bill collector is calling all the time. Its a lot of times going to be a different person.

"Well why can't you people put notes on your computer"

Number 1, I don't feel obligated to put notes on YOUR account if you won't even make a payment on YOUR account. Number 2, If you answer the phone with a big Fuck You every day don't expect any one to bend over backwards to insure your broke ass isn't bothered on a daily basis. I'm not your friend. I don't even like you but remember I am doing my job and I will treat you with only the same amount of respect as you can muster up for me.

"I already said I was going to pay you. What more do you want from me?"

Nice. You asked a question so I'm going to try to answer it in really easy to follow sentances....
Answer a couple questions. Don't hang up. That is all I need.

"CLICK"

Really? This same guy is going to be called every day till we get the answers we need and just for the record, 'I'm paying' is not going to stop a call. You need to answer my questions if you want to calls to stop. If you don't care how many times I call, DON'T BITCH ABOUT IT!

Lets assume this guy decides he wants to be a dick and fuck around on the phone instead of hanging up. This is actually a good thing cause at least now while he is getting off on how hot I sound or picking his nose or what the fuck ever else might be going on, I have time to throw my questions out there. Payment sent. This is established. check or money order? how much? what day?

Thats all I need. Now he really feels like a retard. All this time avoiding calls and being a fucker and waisting your valuable job hunting time could have been cleared up in under a minute. Now he has questions for me because at this point after they find that you have what you need they are really talkative. How much more? How does this help me? etc. This man has used all the time I feel I want to give since he was an utter fcuker just seconds before so to be really clear to this obviously bright (not so much) person, I say ...

well you know, I have all your information updated and you sounded like you were in a HUGE hurry so thank you and please let us know if you have any questions


CLICK!

Then I giggle only because if I can't laugh at what I do and enjoy it a little, why do it.